Move over girls!

Move over girls - FBIL is on the blog! Gird your loins and prepare yourself, I have the perfect baby shower gifts for my new niece and nephew. A tremendous amount of research was conducted to determine the character and interests of these two gifts that God is giving to Jennifer, Don & Max and soon to be their FU . . . . Favorite Uncle!


Fortunately, my research led me to a Christmas card that Jennifer sent out early in my relationship with the Dunn family. I was instantly reassured that this was a good family and my future as their FBIL was secure. It also gave me the clues as to the certain interest these two babies will have.


Isn't Jennifer a studette!


Well, with the idea firmly planted in my brain, I went on a mission. My quest was to provide the ideal accessories to my future hunting buddies. I think you'll agree I have succeeded! Now your sister, Shari, started to squabble with me on some of these gifts, but I just told her that she could do her part once the babies actually arrived, but for now, this is MY post and MY gift!

With my long range planning, I realized that these babies would need Halloween costumes and not just any Halloween costumes. They needed something that would define them as the true niece and nephew of a big game hunter - ME! There's no better costume than that of a young doe and a young buck. (Just be careful in case Dick Cheney's out there!)

I had some high priced models come to the house to show off these here outfits, but they didn't cooperate too well. We did what we could . . .

My two vicious hunting dogs, Smokey & the Bandit, wanted to give these here booties to my new niece & nephew. I think you can figure out which one goes to which.

Now, here's two pacifiers for yer kiddos. Most people think you should use these when the babies are cryin, but not with me. These here pacifiers are fur when yore sittin' in a deer blind and you can't make a sound. These'll plug up those cryin babies like nothin at all!

The greatest thrill in the world is when you pull the trigger and bring a buck down. We celebrate by thowin' our underwear onto the horns. These here baby britches will help us celebrate the big 'un that we're sure to shoot together!

Now , I know you are a probably a little skeered for me to take these babies out with me to the deer lease. But I'm committed to teachin' them how to be a good safe hunter. And since they'll need a lot of practice along the way, I'm including in this here gift, a Lifetime Membership to the Lodge at Lost Creek, the world's best deer lease. Aint' no other gift come close to this one - that's why I waited to the end so that I could really surprise you.

Your sister, Shari, said that once the babies arrive, she'll send you her gift, but for now, I hope you can git over the shock and awe of FBIL's love for these here babies that will be a part of my family.